COOL STUFF TO DO IN…BATTLEFIELD 3
02 December 2011
Games
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Maybe you’re loving you some Modern Warfare 3 right now, but trust us: new kid on the block Battlefield 3’s got a lot of mental good times to offer.
Please note: the following shenanigans work best after several beers, as shenanigans often do.
Squad Up, then CoD Up
Since a whole lot of folk who play BF3 totally hate Call of Duty, this is easily the best to trollolol them all. If you’re going to do it, do it right and put your best CoD face on: Grab a nickname like “UR-MUM-LUVS-1T,” use the M320 grenade launcher (ie. The knob tube) attachment constantly, then teabag a guy’s corpse once you’ve blown him up. Maybe even send him a PM that just says “lolls.” He’ll see your balls in his face on his death cam, he’ll see the weapon you’re using, and he’ll see your rude-ass nickname. Then he’ll burn with the deepest fires of nerd rage and come for you. Be ready.
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