OK, so it’s actually eight awesome toys one fairly odd mouse belt and an amazing development in hot babe pulling technology. Some of it you can buy right now. Some of it you’ll have to save up for. And some it will require killing off a rich relative. So don’t read 1, 4 and 6 if you’re not prepared to spill some blood…

1. CLASS GLASS

The trouble with a regular pool table is you can’t keep watching the action when you’re lying underneath the table. Until now. Nottage Design have seen a gap in the market and delighted prostrate pool fans with the G-1 Glass Pool Table. The ultra modern design looks amazing and due to its patented Vitrik playing surface, it even plays like an average speed cloth. Not cheap, although the balls and aluminium cues are part of the package.
Price: $53,000
Get one: http://www.nottagedesign.com/


2. VAN-TASTIC

A genuine VW camper van will set you back a fair bit of coin, but there is a cheaper way of pretending you’re an old-school surfer with the VW Camper Van Tent. OK, so you’ll only convince really stupid or really shortsighted people that you’ve got the real deal in your driveway, but it’ll still look the business in amongst row of crappy regular tents at your next festival.
Price: $450
Get one: http://www.firebox.com/product/3644/VW-Camper-Van-Tent


3. TV MAGIC

Harry Potter is everywhere at the moment, but can the speccy spell-weaver switch from RBT to Bondi Rescue with a flick of his wand? Probably, but you can too and without the need for all that hocus pocus crap. The Programmable Magic Wand allows you to control your TV, stereo or any infrared device using various abracadabra-ish gestures. Simply swish, whirl and flick to change channels, adjust volume and more.
Price: $99.95
Get one: http://www.latestbuy.com.au/Magic-Wand-Programmable-Remote-Control.Html


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