SEXCINCT is a new spray-on love potion concocted from Charlie Sheen’s tiger blood, a lock of Sean Connery’s chest hair and a gallon of George Clooney’s crotch sweat. Fortunately, it doesn’t smell like it ... Er, not that we’ve smelt Clooney’s crotch....
In actual fact, SEXCINCT is a lab-certified formulation of male pheromones.
Now, why should you douse yourself in it? Because it’s scientifically proven that those lucky bastards who produce higher amounts of pheromones have greater success at getting laid. Hell, you should be bathing in it!
With this in mind, ZOO Man offered to give SEXCINCT a whirl on a date (yes, we couldn't believe he scored one, either).
Here's his account of what happened.....
The date started out all too familiar - her forcing out courtesy laughs in between checking her phone. When she started chatting up the staff (who were old, ugly, grossly overweight and .....female), I knew it was time to bring out the special sauce...
The perfect crime … heh heh heh.
As I applied a couple of sprays of the stuff away in the bathroom, the first thing I noticed was that SEXCINCT isn't harsh on the nose which is good sign that this could actually work.
On my way back to our table, it may’ve just been in my head, but I swear the same girls (of all shapes and sizes) I passed on the way to the toilet, were now shooting me double-takes as I strutted back through. I was either leaving a trail of shocking post-bog stench, or this stuff actually worked.
SEXCINCT won't pick 'n choose who's attracted.
Back with the lady, I immediately found my usual sleazy advances didn’t end up with the usual slaps to the face (or occasional macing). She was suddenly more interested in my lame jokes than her texts and she became er, much more 'hands on', and her previous death stares soon morphed into bedroom eyes. We left together not long afterwards...
(Possible slight exaggeration of actual girl)
Not certain if my lady luck was down to me or SEXCINCT or a combo of both, but let's just say, I won't be parting with my SEXCINCT sample anytime soon.
If you’re in a bit of a drought or just looking to increase your strike rate (aren't we all?), might not hurt to give it a whirl yourself.
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HERE if you're after a bottle or three.
Alternatively, if you’re cheapskate, you can WIN A YEAR’S SUPPLY OF SEXCINCT!!
HERE (...that’s a lot of lovin’).
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