It's a monster! Some sick, twisted, lard-loving (and possibly drunk) individual has dared to combine a grill, griddle and deep-fryer into one epic barbeque of doom. Put simply, this thing's the ultimate heart attack machine.

At just $250, the Blacktop Grill-Fryer is the first affordable combined grill/griddle/deep-fryer of its kind (did we mention it has a warming plate too?), which will no doubt have scores of supersized yokels drooling at the idea of being able to grill burgers, cook bacon, fry chips and warm buns – all without having to move an inch!

What else does this bad boy have going for it? One hell of a banging TV commercial! (Watch below) – "MEAT-SPLOSION!!"

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