To celebrate the engagement and upcoming wedding of Prince Will and Kate Middleton, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction have released their royal wedding souvenir range.

The limited edition condoms are being flogged in royal purple packaging with the catch phrase: “Lie back and think of England", while the box promises “a better class of lovemaking”.

“Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion” and company spokesman Hugh Pomfret believes they’re the perfect souvenir for the upcoming event.

"We set our craftsmen to create these heirloom quality love sheaths. In years to come they'll be a memento of a magical day," said Mr Pomfret. 

But just like Star Wars figurines, these collectables are best left in the box.

The condoms carry a disclaimer warning people that royal rubbers are designed purely as a souvenir item and are not suitable for contraception, nor will they prevent the spread of STD's.

So if you use them, you could be royally screwed!

So what do you think of the royal souvenir? Leave your comments below.

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