OLD-ASS FILMS THAT SHOULD BE MADE INTO NEW-ASS GAMES

Every so often, people try to make films into video games. It’s often a really bad idea, worse than playing Let’s Get Naked And Jump Through Stinging Nettle Forests, even. You ever played Jumper: Griffin’s Story? It’s like eating poo. But it could work. It could, we tell ya. You just need the right films from which to launch the greatest game ever made. It’s a wonder this lot haven’t been exploited for ruthless console entertainment gain yet.

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