Go Where the Action Is
If you go to Wagga for holidays, you get what you deserve. (No offense, Wagga — you wouldn’t visit you, either.) Choose a town with a lively nightlife and plenty of single chicks on the prowl — think uni, party or backpacker towns such as Byron Bay, Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast or Airlie Beach.
Talk to the Locals
If you’re in a smallish place, just being from somewhere else can make you interesting, so trade on it. Act friendly and confident, but wait for a definite signal before turning on the “charm”. You don’t want to be “that guy who blew into town and tried to f**k everyone”.
Forget Romance
She knows what this is. The fact that you’re from out of town means you can be a fun, hassle-free one-night stand who she doesn’t have to run into on a weekly basis for the rest of her small-town life. Cheesy lines about “connections” and love can be ditched for a “let’s just have some fun” attitude.
Watch the piss
In party towns, it’s often a case of “he who stands the longest, stands the best chance”, so make sure you don’t get slobberingly drunk before, say, orgasm.
Speak the Language of Love
A language barrier can make things fun if there’s a strong unspoken connection between you. Having to communicate with your bodies puts you both out of your depth, and means you focus on the physical stuff.
Keep it Fun
Holidays are about taking a break from your normal life — turn your night out into a stressful project and you’ve got the whole thing arse-backwards. Relaxation, confidence and enjoyment are contagious, and if you don’t emphasise them, you can’t spread them. So chill out, kick back and let things happen around you.
Tell Tales of Home
Nobody is around to say you’re not revered as a god in your hometown, so take advantage of it. If you’re just out for a 12-hour relationship, the “truth” can take a back seat.
Fly Solo
Normally, it’s best to go out in a mixed group of guys and girls, but if you’re a lone tourist and you seem interesting (see advice on lying above), you’re more likely to get taken under someone’s wing. Two blokes can also do well, especially if you’re a bit of a double act.
Talk to the Tourists
If you’re in a place where there are a lot of internationals, put on a friendly face for Oz. Given that you’re on holidays as well, you’ll be able to share a little of their glowing, Swedish adventure-buzz more than any tired local.
Make The Day Special
A girl can get lonely a long way from her parents around Christmas, Easter or Swedish Flûkengäärd*, and it can help to have someone to talk to, hold and rub yourself against. Be that special someone for her. *Not a real holiday.
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